Tuesday, April 8, 2014
An Answer to the Question: "What Exactly Do You Do All Day?"
I imagine that in my recent (and temporary absence) you've been keeping busy by asking yourself the following three questions:
1. After months of secretly watching You Tube video tutorials on the subject, will there ever be a socially acceptable situation when a 32-year-old mother of two can finally twerk in public?
Answer: God I hope so.
2. How much does Seth Rogan's facial hair tickle when you kiss him?
Answer: Not as much as you'd think thanks to a twice daily application of No More Tears leave-in conditioner and coconut oil. This isn't empirical but is rather the answer I came to on my own after four consecutive sleepless nights thinking about it.
3. What is a day like in the razzle dazzle, Broadway life of Chrissann like?
This one I can answer because on Thursday, I'll be executing one of the biggest events I've ever done, and I want you guys there with me, so I'll be posting a 'Day in the Life', behind-the-scenes photo series throughout the day (and night) on Instagram (if you don't already follow, you can find me here) because I miss you and I want you all there with me in spirit. This one is going to be fun, y'all. Big band, big hair, big stars and a big sigh of relief when it's all over (but, like, in a good way).
From the moment I put on my bra (which I consider to be the official start to my day) to that exhausted but elated moment when I eat stolen finger desserts in the back seat of a town car on my way home, you'll see it all. It should be a lot of fun for anyone who loves big parties and stolen baked goods. I'm looking at you, Mindy Kaling.